There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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