What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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