Sponge bath it is.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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