I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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