Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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