Just mADE A PArabola og urine
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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