He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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