The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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