He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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