What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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