How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
