I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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