I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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