Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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