Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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