Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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