Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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