Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
birth control should be required to get into college
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
