You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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