And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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