I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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