Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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