grandma shit on top of the toilet
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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