I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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