I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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