The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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