A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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