Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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