wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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