Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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