i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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