i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Randomize
