I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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