His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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