is this the sara with the beer cane?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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