how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
worst night to have a conscience
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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