Don't you send me to vm
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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