Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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