Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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