I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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