You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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