So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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