the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Can I color on your dick again?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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