I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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