she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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