Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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