Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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