I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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