I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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