She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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