So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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